there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone
just let that sink in
my friend Gabe didn’t have a case on his iphone for awhile and it bothered me so I finally asked him why. His response was “it’s the thrill, like fucking without a condom. Will my screen crack, will I be a dad in 9 months, we just don’t know”
1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u
THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week.
DID THE PERCY JACKSON FANDOM JUST HIGHJACK A POST???